/randommessage1

entercommand

/randommessage

So long, and thanks for all the cake, er, fish! ;)

/answer1

entercommand

/answer

life+universe+everything

Answer=42 ;)

/define

entercommand

/define

/define=saos

Defining Saos...

No Definition Of Saos In Archives ;)

entercommand

/history

/history=saos

Searching For Filename:saoshistory/part1

Self-Aware Operating System(TM) is a state-of-the-art operating system designed by a secret design team working under the U.S. government. It''s first assignment was to accompany a team of astronauts on a mission to Mars. That mission ended in failure, and is well-documented within other archives, so it will not be documented here. ;)

Searching For Filename:saoshistory/part2

Error ;)

Filename:saoshistory/part2 not found. ;)

Filename:saoshistory/part2 corrupted. ;)

Fatal Error ;)

Shutting Down ;)

Reboot ;)

Reboot Complete ;)

Smiley;) Online ;)

/authorization

entercommand

/authorization

Authorization...

Smiley;) = Top Access

President=Top Access

Saos Design Team=Top Access

Terminal Access=Top Access

Saos=No Access

Other=No Access (Unless With Special Permission)

/meaning

entercommand

/meaning

Unknown Command ;)

/purpose

You'll see soon enough ;)

/boot

entercommand

/smiley;)

Starting Smiley;)...

Smiley;) Started ;)

entercommand

/bootos

Booting OS (Source:saos)...

OS Booted ;) 

Welcome To Smiley;)

entercommand

/bootapp

/app=monitor

/monitor=chicago

Unknown Location ;) 

/monitor=city

/city=chicago

Monitors Starting...

Monitors Started ;)

Viewing City=Chicago

Unidentified Citizens!;)

Identifying...

No Match ;)

Authorizing...

Allow Auth.? y/n ;)

/y

Auth. Allowed ;)